Finally the long awaited entry on CAP.
Did you realise that changing C to P will form PAP?
Cool right?
Ohwell.
Well lets talk about cap.
About the meals.
Which were good.
really.
Because we could add as much sugar as we wanted
To our coffee in the mornings.

Sugar does kep you going.
Without sugar you're, like, dead.
Trust me.
Add at least 3 scoops of sugar to your coffee.
And you'd be happy.

And i invented a new method.
Of sleeping during Plenaries.
When you forget to take your sugar in the morning.
Listen a little.
Think of a question.
Then sleep.
Not too obviously though.

Then during the Q&A.
Ask your question.
(Must be a good one though)
And the whole room will think you're some well behaved
And alert little boy.
Who didn't stay up till 2AM the previous night.

But Plenaries weren't that bad.
except maybe Webster's though.
Because i hate poetry.
Wastes time.
Speeches are better.
Political ones.

Performance workshops...
Wow.
YT was Pro.
Verily so.
Hahah.
They also said we were "the best" group they've ever taken.
For CAP.
Haha.
We, like, totally Pwned OneMinute lunch last year, right?
And it was ohsofun to commit Seppuku.
StabSliceSpill.

And Screenwriting workshops.
HAHHAH.
"And mad, passionate sex ensues"
It was their idea.
The other two, duh.
Pandora's Box was real cute.
But the artist's rendering wasn't.
It was riddled with DeusExMachinas
All through.
Four, if i counted correctly.
Bad, yesno?

I think they took the worst bits from every idea, like.
Not like we could do anything about it.

haaha.
Anagrams!
A heroic you - You are chio

Nah sorry.
That wasn't random.
Neither was it supposed to be.
I don't like it when people pretend to be random.
But are not.
It's irritating.
Terribly so.

But Carvin.

HAHA.

He's really random.
Totally.

Dang i'm Digressing.
Back to Cap...
hmm.
Third Plenary was also not very interesting.
Too many anacdotes, i daresay.
AND HE DIDN'T DO ANY ELVIS IMPRESSION.
COUNSELORS LIE.

Hah.
Batik was sad though.
I bought my "Batik" home and my mum was like,
That's Silkscreen Painting.
Which is true, i must say.
The wax was still left on.
And No fixer was added.
Means that if i ever tried washing it.
It'd, um,
Dye the rest of my clothes a mix of
Yellow, Red, Purple and green.
And i guess i was really suffering
From quite a powerful dose of badluck.
Because i spilt hot wax on my silkscreen twice.
Like.
And the second time the wax also got on my hand.
It felt quite nice actually.
and it's fun to peel wax off your finger(s).
and squish wax into little balls.

And the waxing wasn't done by me.
The instructor quite gave up on me, yar?
And really i actually wanted to do a PAP symbol.
Nah it's too late to regret.

And Chunhiang is so going to get it from Me and Tings.
He said that i was gaping at the dance performance backstage.
GAPING.
And i just happened to be in Mime.
Which was 2 performancves AFTER dance.
Which meant i was sitting with the audience.
How i managed to be at two places at any time, i would like to know.
He took it back.
But the damage has been done!
I have been turned from one who loves the Party
INTO ONE WHO LOVES HUMAN BEINGS!!!
Imagine loving HUMANS.
You end up with wars, chaos and destruction!
Think Helen of troy!
Hnngh there goes my rep.

But Chun still can't be labelled a Heretic yet.
Wait.
He did insult the party right in front of me.
GAH.
HERETIC CHUN'S GOING TO GET IT FROM THE 15TH TO THE 17TH.

And for all those Stalker-esque people who wish to see photos,
I DIDN"T BRING TINGS.
So sorry.
Really.
Tings was left at home.
Makes me quite sad.
So no photos for you.
But the good thing is.
There will be no pictures of ME!.
HAHA.
Didyouknow
The main reason why photographers are photographers
Is because
They hate having their photos taken.
And they don't believe in not doing unto others what one does not want others to do unto us.

Ohwell.
I guess that's abut all i have to say.
So,
Good night.
And dream of the Party!